01.31.09
He Shat On Me!
After church today Matt and I made a stop by Central Market. I was thrilled to be going to the grocery and enjoyed a leisurely stroll around the store taking in all the sights and sounds and selecting a few special treats…like some really great salsa! Well, our trip must have lasted a little too long because when we went to put Dean back in the car he got upset. I’m not taking a little upset he was down right angry! It was time for him to eat and I had lost track of time thanks to my infatuation with grocery shopping. Rather than make the drive home with a screaming child we decided to find a nice, quiet part of the parking lot in which to feed Dean. All was well once Dean started eating and Matt and I enjoyed a few moments of nice conversation and gelato.
After Dean finished eating my plan was to put him back in the car seat and change his diaper when we got home. Plans changed! I was holding D on my shoulder to burp him and had my arm under his bum supporting him when he pooped. He had decided to take care of BIG business right then and there. Immediately I got a whiff of Deans homemade gift and thought it smelled especially strong. I moved my hand on to his back to see if it had leaked out of his diaper and to my horror it had! But we aren’t talking just a little leak, we are talking massive explosion! Dean had poop all over his outfit, on his blanket and I had it on my shirt. Our quiet post-church trip to Central Market turned into a parking lot pooping party! I didn’t have an extra outfit in the diaper bag so poor Dean had to ride hope pantless!
Matt and I both found the moment quite hilarious, so much so we took pictures! I hope you enjoy our shatty moment as much as we did!
kim said,
January 31, 2009 at 10:26 pm
OMG – I love it!!!! Aren’t these special times??
Miranda said,
February 1, 2009 at 7:33 am
OK. To my diaper bag list of supplies, I am adding “clean shirt for mom.” You might want to do the same. Thanks for the giggles. I can’t wait to show Dave when he wakes up; he’ll just die. He has “poop” anxiety already.
grandmother said,
February 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Hate to tell you this is not the worst. Just look how inocent he is. Even his little “prizes” are special.
Shelley Sargent said,
February 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Yeah – I dont miss explosive diapers AT ALL! That is pretty darned funny yall took pictures though! Just wait till he takes his diapers off and fingerpaints pictures on the wall. I hope yall used a semi-gloss paint!
And – either yall had church at night – or you REALLY enjoyed a nice LONG walk through Central Market!
Jackie said,
February 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Casey is the Queen of Poop. They send her pajamas home almost daily in a plastic baggie. I have decided that I should by stock in Shout Advanced…it is the very best…even if I forget to spray them and they sit dried in for a week.
Get used to it…Casey gets Andy all the time when she is sitting in his lap. =)
Jackie said,
February 3, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Casey is 13 months old today and hasn’t pooped in the tub yet…I know it is coming, but am keeping my fingers crossed. Only REAL toys belong in the tub!